First off, I’d like to thank everyone responsible for me being named 2017 Wrestling GIF Rookie Of The Year. And what better way to repay the voters and mat fans everywhere than presenting a special encore, spreading the holiday spirit with the warmth for which I am world-renowned?
What wrestlers really think about fans’ opinions and suggestions….
The internet, over any mention of Kenny Omega….
Hulk Hogan has given a new interview….
RVD announces the identity of his new training partner….
The entire size of a typical wrestling podcast audience….
The Shield reunion is not going as smoothly as expected….
When dopes who never watched WCW show up wearing their NWO shirts….
When people believe attendance figures because they were provided by the promoter….
Vince McMahon meets up with the guy who talked him into having a Cruiserweight division….
When your “clever” publicity stunt only yields a cease and desist order….
Ryback embarks on a new career, carpentry….
The only women on the Chris Jericho cruise realize the type of nerds they’re stuck onboard with the entire time….
Home footage of typical guy constantly posting feminist hyperbole about women’s wrestling….
All men really want from ladies wrestling….
BREAKING: Originator of the spinarooni identified….
When you boast of being a big expert on Japanese wrestling because you’ve been watching NJPW for two years….
When you claim someone is “buried” after he or she lose ONE freakin’ match….
When wrestling fans follow MMA because a top newsletter guy likes it….
The difference between male and female fans reacting to Roman Reigns….
The proper way to enter a wrestling fan convention…
Typical indies match….
A suitable question at any gathering of obsessive wrestling fans…